Phoebe is the figure you saw in the attic window of the abandoned house on the corner when you were growing up.
Her interests include devising Shirley Jackson adaptations, embarking on poorly thought out DIY projects, spending hours building houses in the Sims 4, and dirt.
When she’s not wiggling through the earth at about 0.2 centimeters per second, she can’t be found. Stop looking.
Leave her an offering on twitter at @phoebehxlsey and she’ll send you a cryptic omen in a dream.