Caryn X. Salvatici | Copy Editor-in-Chief

Caryn was too busy overloading their schedule to attend the Personality seminar in college, so they are mostly amalgamation of pre-programmed responses and YA-protagonist-level snark.

Frequently-accessed items in their database include The Book Was Better Than the Movie; Let’s Make a Spreadsheet; Science and Science Fiction; Fonts!; I Think You Just Made A Reference But I Don’t Understand; Yet Another Rant About Tech and Surveillance Culture; and Dirt.

Caryn has never met a pun they could pass up, and wants to be remembered as “that awkward person you once saw sitting in the corner for the whole party.”

Find them on twitter @ofendlessstars.